No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
i think my mom watched the whole time
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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