I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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