we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
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I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
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well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
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