I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
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hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
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my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
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