I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
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No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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