whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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