My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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