Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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