I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
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do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
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I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
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