She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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