i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Randomize
