Sponge bath it is.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
P.S. I can't hear my feet
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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