i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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