We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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