fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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