There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
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I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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