it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Randomize
