Are we in a gay sports bar?
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
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I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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