K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
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he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
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I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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