PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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