Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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