Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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