to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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