rhymes with "ouble enetration"
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
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