I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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