doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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