All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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