It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I party with great urgency now.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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