Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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