There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
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"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
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Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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