My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
i think we sleep fucked last night...
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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