After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
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I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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