ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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