Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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