Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
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look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
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But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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