I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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