If that was your dad, he is hot
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
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you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
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Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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