My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
You tried to call the hospital and left a voicemail asking if you could be put on the liver transplant list as a "pre-caution"
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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