I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
home. puking in laundry basket.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
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I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
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my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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