Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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