dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Randomize
