So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
