I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
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He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
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Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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