You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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