garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
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One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
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This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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