Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
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Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
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I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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