i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
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I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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