Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Is it penis luge time yet?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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