thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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