If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
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