So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
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Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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