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(917): View more from New York City

It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.

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(513): View more from Ohio

Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.

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(515): View more from Iowa

It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..

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(203): View more from Connecticut

The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.

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(516): View more from New York

I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song

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(914): View more from New York

something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..

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(701): View more from North Dakota

You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.

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