If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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