Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Randomize
