i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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