Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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