Whoa Z and x make the same sound
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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